Things I found online today:

“It’s not called being ‘whipped’. It’s called respecting your girlfriend.” Drake

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” From a poster and I can’t read the attribution.

“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.” Anon

And cute things I bought yesterday. You can see my solar-powered hula girl (birthday present from my homemaker) in the background of one. Yes, she is as crazy as I am: