This Cracked Me Up

Bob Dole

Bob Dole says that Bob Dole opposes Newt Gingrich for president,
according to Bob Dole: <-This sentence is the funny part.
I have not been critical of Newt Gingrich but it is now time to take a stand before it is too late. If Gingrich is the nominee it will have an adverse impact on Republican candidates running for county, state, and federal offices. Hardly anyone who served with Newt in Congress has endorsed him and that fact speaks for itself. He was a one-man-band who rarely took advice. It was his way or the highway.

While searching for a picture, I came across this:

How To Refer To Yourself In The First Person