From John Oliver, about orange gas-bag man (Trump, in case you are from Mars or somewhere):

“The human embodiment of every backwards, condescending, madman-esque boy’s club attitude that has ever existed, rolled into one giant, salivating, dick-size referencing, pussy-grabbing warthog in a red power tie.”

I could only stand to read part of a live-blog of the debate before my brain started trying to leak out my ears, and I don’t envy any of you who actually watched it.