Here we have The Months of The Year By Tumblr Folk. Made my day. The breaks are because each bit was posted by a different person:

“hot as balls, fuck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas,

new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind,

and a partridge in a pear tree.

By fall out boy”

The ‘wait nevermind’ bit is the default for New England. ‘by fall out boy’ is a Tumblr thing, in case you’re not on. I love Tumblr.