to take your minds off the fact that yesterday I shopped at

WALMART!!!!

Needed a new phone, couldn’t find a decent, not too expensive one elsewhere. Really, really hated myself for shopping there. I noticed that the employees I saw did not smile and were not at all friendly, either. Can’t imagine why not. “Yeah, you’re here buying all kinds of cool things (I didn’t), and I’m living on food stamps.” (Punctuation Patrol, I really wanted to put a comma after ‘expensive’ but couldn’t make up my mind if it is correct or not. Anyone? Beuller?)

Anyway, here’s the ‘take your mind off the horror’ thing: