1. Scientists mapped notoriously drug-addled rocker Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA and found genetic mutations they’ve “never seen before.
2. A boa in a pet store in Tennessee has reproduced asexually. And its offspring have a bizarre genetic makeup that scientists have never seen before.
Is this what has happened to America? Genetics have gotten somehow screwed? Does this explain why so many people voted Republican? It’s genetic mutation of the brain caused by too much right-wing rhetoric? I don’t have a better answer. Do you?