was brilliant. See for yourself:

George Carlin

It is a gorgeous, gorgeous day. We have icky, sticky days, but then we have gorgeous days to make up for it. How can anyone choose Florida? I have a friend who lives there, and apparently, it is icky, sticky nearly all of the time. Ewwww. She’s kind of sorry she ever left Massachusetts. I’m just glad I FOUND Massachusetts. No, it wasn’t lost, but I moved here from dry and brown (unless you live in the mountains with the ticks and all) Colorado.